Become a Seasoned Monger

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OK guys, I realise there's a lot of info on this board, so we thought it might be a good idea to start with basic lessons first (other lessons are for more advanced mongering) for a first-time newbie:

The must do rules are:

  • Always think safety first, this goes for any environment. Check your environment and look at exits, theft possibilities and watch your alcohol level. If you feel uncomfortable abort the chica mission. This is the first and most important rule.
  • Do not overpay. Keep you opening bet within the guidelines on the board and expect to stay in range. This is the second important rule.
  • Do not bring a lot more than you expect to spend. Somehow the money will get spent.
  • Always try to get at least a rough idea of the services on offer and what you will get at the price your paying. You do not want to experience upping the price during the experience.
  • Dont compare prices in the US with prices of the country you are in. One has nothing to do with the other. They are two different markets.
  • Educate yourself about the market that you will be doing business in, understand the culture.
  • It has been said time and time again that you get more respect if you negotiate sensibly and not overpay. So what if they call you cheapo.
  • One of my best hooker friends was a Dominican I met in the late '70's in Barbados. I refused to pay the then going rate which was equivalent to $20-25 US. She called me cheapo for years. Eventually banged it for free and we became the best of friends. Did cost me though in terms of lunch, drinks and other stuff.
  • Pussy always costs.
  • Always negotiate prices in advance: make quite clear how much for how long from the start.
  • Test her attitude and if you have the slightest suspicion that she may be a troublemaker, a starfish, a cold fish, a robotic Hardcore or any other undesirable specimen, move on: there is plenty of fish in the sea.
  • Think always in local currency, never think how much it would cost back home.
  • Don't give any credibility to anything that a whore/puta says: lying is second nature for them.
  • When you are stroking and contemplating her pussy during the Foreplay, check if there is any sign of a possible STD (pimples, warts, rash, etc) and if there is, kick her out of the room politely straightaway.
  • If she introduces you to another guy (her cousin, brother, neighbour, etc), chances are that he is in fact her pimpish husband or boyfriend.